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Hohštapler

Motoklasik: Sta da joj objasnjavam, kad ne razume. Ona to broji na komade.

Phoenix

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1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.


10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.
Trudim se, al' uzalud, Sudba ima foru gadnu:
kad treba bude¹ jeban, gaæe ti same spadnu.

goranvojska

a sto ti u srbiji ne pises srpski da te ceo svet razume?

Hohštapler

...zato ¹to je kopi-pejst nama Srbima leg'o ko luk na pljeskavicu... ;)
Motoklasik: Sta da joj objasnjavam, kad ne razume. Ona to broji na komade.

mkt


Phoenix

Citat: goranvojska poslato 07 Jul, 2012, 01:08
a sto ti u srbiji ne pises srpski da te ceo svet razume?

Jetzt, während ich schrieb in deutscher sprache zu verstehen? ;)
Trudim se, al' uzalud, Sudba ima foru gadnu:
kad treba bude¹ jeban, gaæe ti same spadnu.

monsterbnt

Smrt SVIMA!!!!

mkt


El Jefe

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El Jefe

Друштво за заштиту од животиња

UFF

Citat: Phoenix poslato 06 Jul, 2012, 22:05
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531211_439016262787060_145988122_n.jpg

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.


10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.


ovo je izgleda pisao neki retard
mogao je prvo engleski da nauci kako treba

joka

Ma, to se neko pravio, englez!   [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]     [cheers]

pittatore

Citat: Phoenix poslato 07 Jul, 2012, 01:31
Citat: goranvojska poslato 07 Jul, 2012, 01:08
a sto ti u srbiji ne pises srpski da te ceo svet razume?

Jetzt, während ich schrieb in deutscher sprache zu verstehen? ;)
Nochmal bitte aber in einer anderen reihenfolge und nicht "Schrieb" sondern "Schreibe", danke u Gruss. :)

Hohštapler

Motoklasik: Sta da joj objasnjavam, kad ne razume. Ona to broji na komade.

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AndreyRR

A da se vi,ajne klajne spricen in guzicen  ;D

Uncle Bob

E ako si im rekao oba trojici.
VITA EST MILITIA SUPER TERRAM

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Hohštapler

Motoklasik: Sta da joj objasnjavam, kad ne razume. Ona to broji na komade.