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Započeo Dragan_kineziolog, 17 Oktobar, 2010, 15:57

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clutch&brake

Sta si zavrsio?
Tehnoloski fakultet.
Radis li negde?
Ne,tehnoloski sam visak.
Ma boli te q... bar radis u struci
STA ZRACIS TO I PRIVLACIS!!!

durmitor2000

©ta radi Sa¹a Matiæ na brodu?



Èeka autobus. :D

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Nika


Havarisan

Sin i cale sede negde u prirodi a pored njih sedi pas i lize genitalije, kaze sin - tata i ja bih to da radim, æale - probaj samo mislim da ce te ujesti...

El Jefe

Докторе не осећам ноге.
Не брините, морали смо да их оперемо пред операцију.
Друштво за заштиту од животиња

ЯЭВОЛУТИОН

-videla sam ti onog drugara sinoc
-Rajka
-da, izspamovao me samo tako
-sto ga nisi blokirala
-postavljala sam ruku, ali bije cas levo cas desno

....
-mislis izspankovao te

samo na dva dana u godini nemas uticaj...na juce i na sutra...probaj danas   064 117 36 11

Biker-Boy

I feel the need..... the need for speed !!!

pittatore

-Kako znas da ti je zena mrtva?

-sex je isti, samo ti se sudje gomila...

mali_zmaj

Otvorio Mujo javnu kucu.
Dolazi Haso i pta ga ,jel Mujo cujem da si otvorio kurvanu?
Jeste Haso,veli Mujo!!
Pa de reci mi kakve su cjene,sta kako?
Pa pusa je 25 eura,sguza 100 eura..
Dobro Mujo,a koliko je mindja??
Pa znas kako je Haso,mala je firma,tek otvorio,nema to jos..,radim sam!!!!
jin-jang

MIGE


Biker-Boy

Za¹to se svi jezici zovu maternji ? Zato ¹to oèevi retko dolaze do reèi.
I feel the need..... the need for speed !!!

Glava Dole

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] Oba prejaka :)

Nika

Za¹to je Èak Noris dete iz epruvete?

- Niko nije smeo da mu je6e kevu...

Lazic

Jack :-“My elbow really hurts I guess I should see doctor.

His friend “Don’t be so desi. There’s a computer at the
drug store that can diagnose anything quicker andcheaper than a doctor.

Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer
will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do
about it. It only costs $10.00.

Jack figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar
with a urine sample and went to the drug store.

Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read- You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was and how it would change medical
science forever,Jack began to wonder if it could be fooled.

He decided to give it a try.

He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from
his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer,
poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.?

The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights,
and printed out the following analysis.......

*1.*Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.?

*2.*Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo.?

*3.*Your daughter is getting’ screwed by three guys at
the same time and has urinary infection. Put her on
Antibiotic and keep a track of her outings.

*4.* Your wife is pregnant . . . twins. They aren’t yours.
Get a lawyer.

*5.* And Bastard, If you don’t stop masturbating, your
elbow will never get better!

😂

El Jefe

Доктор рече, сестро донесите инструменте.
Цига рече, докторе није мени до музике.
Друштво за заштиту од животиња

Lazic


Major

Citat: El Jefe poslato 10 Maj, 2018, 12:20
Доктор рече, сестро донесите инструменте.
Цига рече, докторе није мени до музике.

[rofl]

El Jefe

Које питање најчешће поставља мастер филозофије?
Шта желите  од премаза?
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Glava Dole

Dosla plavusa u policijsku stanicu da prijavi silovanje:
-Recite mi nesto o njemu
-Znam da je crnogorac
-A kako znate?
-Sve sam morala sama da radim

[rofl]

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